Arsenal’s Top 10 Irrelevant Moments of 2014/15 Season

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Turtle Power

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I’m usually not in the mood for commercials of any kind. That’s why I like football. But the special Rainbow Laces ad that Arsenal put forth had me reconsidering my broad hatred for ads.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was in the commercial and it was his “can’t help” that had me unquestionably putting this in the top 10 irrelevant moments. Take a look in case you missed it:

Now, all I see when Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is on the field is Raphael. And I find it immensely enjoyable. Not only that, but with the unique combination of speed, strength and skill, the Ox isn’t too different from a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Except of course for the undeniable facts that he isn’t a teenager, he isn’t mutated, and he isn’t a turtle.

He is genetically a ninja though, we know this.

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