If Every Arsenal Player Was A Thanksgiving Dinner Item

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Pie – Santi Cazorla

I have a very love/hate relationship with Santi Cazorla. I still hold the penalty miss against West Brom against him. I wonder why he can’t shoot a ball anywhere but the fourteenth row. But I revel in how well he can dribble out of trouble. There are few people I trust on the ball more than Cazorla.

But a job like that will often get you overshadowed. Arsenal’s often dominant attack is led by the turkey, the ham, the taters and the stuffing. You often forget about Santi Cazorla.

And yet, once you fully digest all of those hearty pieces of food, there is the pie, waiting for you, smiling. Everyone enjoys the pie, yet few think of it when they are gobbling down wads of that hearty stuff. Suddenly, when all that hearty stuff is gone and it’s just you and the pie, you feel more confident than ever that life is going to be fine. There may be no more room in your stomach, but surely your body can find a spare compartment to put the pie in.

And don’t worry, even though grandma is still smiling and judging you as you pass up going for seconds that would include her green bean casserole, she will understand, because it’s pie. Who doesn’t like pie?

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