If Every Arsenal Player Was A Thanksgiving Dinner Item

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Steak – Jack Wilshere

Steak is good. It is probably the best meat out there. But it is not part of the Thanksgiving festivities. Kind of like how Jack Wilshere is never a part of the Arsenal festivities. And honestly, once you’re sitting at the table eating ham, turkey and taters, who is thinking ‘I wish we had steak?’ Only a real jerk.

Steak would be cool and all, because people go into Thanksgiving supper starved because it is a ritual to bankrupt your stomach for weeks leading up to the big meal. But it just is not a reality and after so many years, most of us have come to terms with it. Some have not though. Some still want steak at Thanksgiving. What rogues.

Jack Wilshere could be something special. If he ever makes it, it will almost be like Arsenal have too many weapons. If he could just stay healthy and deliver on all of that promise, like we have seen him do in his brief stints of health, then I think we will all be thrilled to have another source of protein on our plate. Is it overkill? Absolutely not.

Stretch: Most people like steak rare, just like it is a rarity to have Jack Wilshere in the Arsenal first team. Alright, no more stretch jokes.

Next up, enough of the protein.

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