If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon

Santi Cazorla – Hypno

Mesmerizing on the ball, Cazorla seems to lull defenders to sleep as he weaves his way through them on the pitch for Arsenal. One might also say he weaves his way through their subconscious to the point that he can read their minds and know what they are doing before they do it.

So begin the similarities between Santi Cazorla and his spirit Pokemon, Hypno. Nearly the same size (1.69m and 67 kg compared to 1.6m and 75 kg – surely you can figure out which is which) Cazorla and Hypno have a knack for reading minds and putting opponents to sleep.

Cazorla, just like Hypno, often hides away, luring opponents near him. Then, when they are close enough, he puts them to sleep and eats their dreams. Do not let his smile deceive you.

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