If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon

Mesut Ozil – Kadabra

Mesut Ozil was always going to be a psychic Pokemon. He manages to see things before they happen. If you are a believer in the supernatural, you might even say he wills things to happen and that is why it often comes off exactly how he planned it.

Plus he can bend spoons with his mind.

Kadabra can cause machines to break down and cease to function, much like what Mesut Ozil does to opposing defenses.

However, Kadabra can be roughed around and has to evolve all the way into Alakazam before his psychic abilities can protect him from the meanies.

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