If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon
By Josh Sippie
Olivier Giroud – Tauros
Olivier Giroud is what he is at Arsenal. Although he is often criticized for being a lamp post, the logic behind Giroud’s continual use at Arsenal is simple. He’s a goal scorer. He is what he is.
So is Taurus. Known for his powerful head, Giroud and Tauros both use it as a weapon. They charge and do not let up until they run into something.
Both also have a bit of an anger problem, as Tauros has been known to go on rages, particularly when he sees red. Get it?
Rumor has it that the Beatles wrote a song about Tauros once, but that rumor cannot be confirmed.
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