If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon
By Josh Sippie
Alexis – Gengar
This is a juicy one. Back in the good old days where wifi was crazy talk, one had to trade Pokemon across a link cable. Archaic, right? Well, Haunter was one such Pokemon that had to be traded in order to reach his final evolutionary stage.
Such is the case with Alexis. A haunter for most of his life, Alexis became greatness when he came to Arsenal, evolving into Gengar and becoming a ghost on the left side of the pitch. And not a ghost like Eden Hazard is a ghost, where he disappears, but a ghost that haunts the opponent and wafts around defenders as if they were not even there.
A master of stealth, Gengar is also incredibly loyal to the right trainer. Lucky for us, Alexis has found the perfect trainer in Arsene Wenger at the perfect training ground – Arsenal.
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