If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon

Mathieu Debuchy – Primeape

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain vouched for Debuchy’s ability to knock out Floyd Mayweather. If he can harness his spirit-Pokemon, I’d vouch for him too.

Primeape is easily angered, but when angered he becomes a force to be reckoned with. Debuchy is known to have an aggressive side as well. He is very effective in duels and unafraid, no matter the opponent.

Rumors has it that even if caught sleeping, he will viciously chase down whatever caught him sleeping. Am I referring to Debuchy or Primeape with this statement? Yes.

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