If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon
By Josh Sippie
Gabriel Paulista – Rhydon
Known for his indestructibility, Gabriel can topple buildings with his tail, walk through magma unscathed and withstand a blast from a cannonball. Strangely enough, so can Rhydon.
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Impenetrable defense is the name of the game, but Rhydon has also been known to forget things. Remember that time Gabriel was left punching himself in his own head? He doesn’t.
The fact that the Arsenal defense is gaining a Rhydon is such positive news. However, Rhydon, being a rhinoceros and all (I know, Per Mertesacker is the rhino, right?) in incredibly territorial and does not take kindly to wild Diego Costa’s in his comfort zone.
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