If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon

Laurent Koscielny – Golem

Fully evolved when Arsene Wenger shrewdly purchased him, Koscielny is now at his peak. Like Golem, he often pulls his head and extremities inside of his shell and moves at high speeds, toppling any in his path.

What good news this is that Arsenal’s defense is going to be manned by Rhydon and Golem. Machamp may start getting awfully bored sitting in between the posts. Essentially, what we have built in defense is a wall of stone and rock. Unless water really does trump rock, then we have very little to worry about in the future.

Inevitably though, Arsenal will find a way to devolve.

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