5 Other Ways Arsenal Could Raise Some More Money

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4. Arsenal: All or Nothing

LONDON, ENGLAND – JULY 12: (Photo by Sebastian Frej/MB Media/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND – JULY 12: (Photo by Sebastian Frej/MB Media/Getty Images) /

If Arsenal were ever looking for a great way to one-up their rivals, this would be the one.

In the feel-good movie of the year, Arsenal will be blowing local rivals Tottenham Hotspur out of the water with our own Amazon Prime “All Or Nothing” documentary, centered around the magical Mikel Arteta rebuild.

Instead of almost winning a trophy and switching managers to somebody worse, Arsenal will provide a thrilling look at what it’s like to rebuild a club over three years, moving from strength to strength in their journey back to the top.

With a stunning young core of players, and the love and joy that radiates around the Arsenal training ground on a daily basis, tune in to a true story of grit and determination, and see the Gunners fight against such famous teams as lucky Liverpool, cash-drunk Chelsea, and s**t Spurs. It will be declared the film of the decade, win two Oscars (likely for best picture and best supporting cast), and Arsenal will make some serious coin.

We can prove, once and for all, that we’re stronger, tougher, and flat-out better than Spurs in all walks of life. When Willian gets to the UCL final in the last year of his contract, he’ll let them know. But while Amazon might be a long-term solution to income, the next option is something that can happen literally today.