Newcastle vs Arsenal: 4 pre-match discussions
4. From Portugal With Love – Nuno & Cedric
Someone on social media refereed to these two as the Portuguese Chuckle Brothers. Apart from one of them sadly passing away not long ago, it’s a reference that is worrying apt.
It’s totally unfair to write the duo off completely. Yet, it is not a reassuring heading into any fixture with a sense of dread that one or both has a clanger in them. Both can turn it on on occasion, just as both can do something inexplicably poor like stand 20 yards away from where they should be or gift possession to the opposition.
Given the injuries and suspensions facing Arsenal there is every chance that the full-back pairing will be all Portuguese on Monday.
In fact, it’d be a surprise if it isn’t.
In some messed up way, perhaps the two will cancel each other out. Two negatives make a positive, etc, etc.
All of which is unjustly overlooking the fact that they’re professional footballers who played their part in getting Arsenal to this stage. We have to back them all the way, but don’t say you aren’t a little bit worried.