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FanSided and Sports Illustrated are teaming up to award one fan the title of being the biggest fan in the known universe. It just would not be right if this award went to any other fan than an Arsenal fan. But we will get to that later. First, let’s chat about what you need to do.
Step One. Click this link: I’m The Biggest Fan Ever!
Step Two: Send a two minute video or 200 word essay to FanOfTheYear@FanSided.com. It is that easy. And before you ask, yes the greatest fan in the universe can be determined by two minutes or 200 words.
Step Three: Win. Be featured in Sports Illustrated. Remind the World that Arsenal has the greatest fans in the universe.
Now, onto the pep talk. Why should the biggest fan in the world be an Arsenal fan? Simple. Aside from it being self-explanatory, it is also a matter of elimination. If not Arsenal, than who?
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Do we want to see the greatest fan in the world be a self-proclaimed Miami Heat fan, who, like Lebron James, moved to Miami for a few years, loved the team, got bored and left? Imagine the shame if that guy/gal beat you, the ultimate Arsenal fan, to glory.
Do we want to see the greatest fan in the world to be a Chelsea fan that has gone conspicuously missing since the Blues fell into despair? You know, that guy down the street that has a Chelsea flag out on his front porch, but now has a Bayern Munich flag where it used to be? Imagine the pain if that guy/gal won the biggest fan in the world instead of you.
Now, consider what would happen if the greatest fan in the world went to a Spuds fan. Perhaps that person that threw a missile at Mesut Ozil. Maybe the guy that smashed a toilet at the Emirates. How would that make you, the internet-savvy, poll-swamping Arsenal fan, feel when you go to sleep at night?
Next: Prove That You Are The World's Biggest Sports' Fan
It makes me sick just thinking about it.
All of you Arsenal supporters out there, this is a rallying cry. If you can dominate online poles, award votes and the like, surely you can flood the submission box with so many Arsenal fan submissions that the winner ends up being a proud Gooner. Consider it like an online poll in and of itself. 200 words for eternal fame and fortune sporting your Arsenal kit? What could be better.