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If Every Arsenal Player Was A Pokemon
By Josh Sippie
Joel Campbell – Nidoran (male)
Still in a prospect stage yet 23 years of age, Joel Campbell is in limbo at Arsenal. If he does not get to evolving into Nidorino soon, he may never reach it to Nidoking. Arsene Wenger only has so many moonstones and if Campbell cannot get their in time, he may not get one.
Known for speed and being often underwhelming, Nidoran can still pack a poisonous sting in attack. When angry, Campbell and his spirit Pokemon bristle out poisonous quills and rampage about, poisoning stuff.
Arsenal has yet to find a practical way to harness this skill. But there is still some time.
Next: Theo Walcott