If Every Arsenal Player Was A Thanksgiving Dinner Item

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Bread/Rolls – Francis Coquelin

What would any meal be without rolls? Literally, think to yourself a meal where bread does not make it better. Cake? Okay, that is the only one. And that is hardly a meal. Bread is essential to just about every meal and it can never be forgotten. Without it, what would we rely on to expand in our stomach and make us even more miserable than we already are?

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Of course, in that analogy, misery is the inverse when applied to Arsenal. In terms of devouring a well-balanced meal, Coquelin expands to become even more than we could have ever thought. The guy is a staple to this Arsenal team.

Even when you are full and done and afraid of the thought of more food, bread is always there, encouraging you to eat more. And naturally, you oblige.

Arsenal need Francis Coquelin. There is going to be a hole on the plate that they are going to try to fill with green bean casserole (we will get to that later). Who wants green bean casserole over a warm, soft roll? Not me.

I make no apologies if you are one of those gluten free people.

Moving on, we get to the sweetest part of the supper.

Next: Cranberries